WATAHMELOWN




I can't be a potato so I changed into a pineapple. Wifi haeven. I'm weird. oohh Marshall Lee and Marceline. Talk to me.....if you dare. You might piss on yer pants. Mehehehe. FEELS. yes. I've been expecting YOU.

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades


thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

lokisspy:

what a deal

I’ll take two, please.

thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

lokisspy:

what a deal

I’ll take two, please.



thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post


userbar:

yes, yes they are

userbar:

yes, yes they are

(Source: redcums)


metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life



(Source: queerstiles)


Me trying to avoid my problems.

(Source: alphalewolf)


pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(Source: meanplastic)