pizzaforpresident:

All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me

slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

(Source: draculas-asshole)

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week

college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

elegantwerewolves:

Types of Werewolves (via)

blancheelizabethdevereaux:

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

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(Source: divascreech)

idreamofjimmy:

neyruto:

i hate the way this website romanticizes jimmy neutron 

Did someone say romance

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