UNACEPTABLE




I can't be a potato so I changed into a pineapple. Wifi haeven. I'm weird. oohh Marshall Lee and Marceline. Talk to me.....if you dare. You might piss on yer pants. Mehehehe. FEELS. yes. I've been expecting YOU.

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”


if-it-fits-it-ships:

"I’m sorry I couldn’t find an image of a star collapsing, so that’s Jennifer Lawrence." [x]


everinmyheart:

arkgoz:

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

*Alright 25 here we come*

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(Source: matchless)


(Source: zeixin)


not-enough-sock-monkeys:

one time when I was 6, our teacher asked us a question that I knew so I threw my hand up so enthusiastically that I punched the girl sitting behind me right in the face


tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home


thefinalgaytier:

literallysame:

what the actual fuck

are you fucking kidding me

thefinalgaytier:

literallysame:

what the actual fuck

are you fucking kidding me


softhobbits:

destroy this “more than friends” bullshit

destroy this disgusting fucking idea that being in a romantic relationship is more important/closer than being in a platonic relationship

destroy the idea that friendships are less than romances

destroy the idea that you need to be romantically involved with someone if you want to be really close to them

(Source: rairatrio)


glowcloud:

ok like im kind of pissed that 13 year olds on here have nice lookin blogs and good aesthetics. when i was your age i was roleplaying sexy vampires on gaia so im going to need you to start sucking a little more


penguinhumor:

“Did you finish your homework?”

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